Now that there are lots of people who are Azkal-holics, doctors confirmed that there is in-fact a new contagiuos epidemic outbreak that millions of people are now diagnosed with called, "AZKALTIS".
What is AZKALITIS?
AZKALITIS is a contagious football-related disease. It is the filipino version of footballitis. the word was coined by Craig Burrows, an Australian football player. Marlon Sumbang describes AZKALITIS as a syndrome which infects thousand of Filipino people to become obsessed with football or football players. The mortality rate may vary through genders; for hardcore men their testosterone levels increased. For women they show signs of increased estrogen level as manifested by rapid heartbeat, cold skin, hyper perspiration, dizziness, fainting, and blank staring to the Neil Etheridge or to the Younghusband siblings or to other charming Azkals.The disease is reportedly pandemic in Southeast Asia since symptoms can also be seen in Indonesian women. Another symptom of Azkalitis is too much time spent on anything about the Philippine Azkals or any of it’s players. And if you follow the cute and handsome players aside the Younghusband brothers such as keeper Neil Etheridge, captain Aly Borromeo, defensive bruiser Anton Del Rosario and others on Twitter would also be another symptom.
AN IMPORTANT REMINDER. There is no cure for Azkalitis, once you have the symptoms, it will be with you forever.
So do you have AZKALITIS?
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